Banned Grey Poupon ad is hilariously wrong [YouTube]
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN
WHY WAS THIS BANNED THIS IS BRILLIANT
They saw their chance and they fuckin took it.
ohhhhh myyyyy goooodddd
DO YOU LIKE PALETTES? THEN YOU BETTER LISTEN UP.
LET ME TALK ABOUT THIS APP. COLOR VIEWFINDER IS AMAZING.
SO BASICALLY YOU JUST OPEN IT UP AND YOU CAN CHOSE TO EITHER TAKE A PICTURE (you can see the palette changing as you point the camera to different objects) AND YOU CAN SELECT ONE YOU’VE ALREADY TAKEN AND BAM
EASY PALETTE FOR YOU
SO IF YOU ARE LAZY OR ON YOUR WAY TO SCHOOL, OR WALKING SOMEWHERE REAL PRETTY, JUST TAKE A PICTURE AND BAM, PALETTE FOR YOU THAT YOU CAN USE WHEN YOU DRAW NEXT TIME.
Y’all pray for my cousin Michael ain’t nothing wrong with him he just look like a clown
Well I mean if it’s for Jesus…
Leaking nudes is a form of sexual assault
Accessing and spreading a woman’s private images without her consent is a form of sexual assault
staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change
The woman on the left is a mother from Miami who was so desperate to feed her hungry family that she was trying to steal a lot of food.
The woman on the right is Miami-Dade County Police Officer Vicki Thomas. Officer Thomas was about to arrest Jessica Robles but changed her mind at the last minute.
Instead of arresting her, she bought Robles $100 worth of groceries:
“I made the decision to buy her some groceries because arresting her wasn’t going to solve the problem with her children being hungry.”
And there’s no denying they were hungry. Robles’ 12 year old daughter started crying when she told local TV station WSVN about how dire their situation was:
“[It’s] not fun to see my brother in the dirt hungry, asking for food, and we have to tell him, ‘There is nothing here.’”
Officer Thomas says she has no question that what she did was right:
“To see them go through the bags when we brought them in, it was like Christmas. That $100 to me was worth it.”
But Officer Thomas did have one request:
“The only thing I asked of her is, when she gets on her feet, that she help someone else out. And she said she would.”
And guess what? The story gets even better.
After word got out about what happened people donated another $700 for Jessica Robles to spend at the grocery store.
And then best of all a local business owner invited her in for an interview and ended up hiring her on the spot as a customer service rep.
She started crying when he told her:
“There’s no words how grateful I am that you took your time and helped somebody out. Especially somebody like me.”
And to think it all started with one veteran police officer trusting her “instinct” instead of going “by the book”.
I N S T I N C T
Wtf did I just read
NO GINGERBREAD MAN I DEMAND A SEQUAL I MUST DISCOVER HOW HE WILL END THIS PLAGUE AND MYSTERY
I NEED A SEQUEL
Today’s Gender of the day is: Parappa the Rapper Toaster
So i hear my printer starting up from nowhere (i was in the other room) and it takes 10 minutes to print fully after a few minutes my curiosity is peaked as to what or who was printing anything. We have one of those wireless printers you can e-mail too and staring me in the face is this:
Now i’m a rational person so i checked my print history online and there is no record of this ever being sent to the printer.
Nothing at all.The text at the bottom reads.
YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO RECORD OF THIS EVER BEING SENT OR RECIEVED BY MY PRINTER!!!!!!
Show us your history.
Here is my email history (i would receive an email if the printer were to print anything)
Here is my print history
u dedu hella ded
u kno they ded