anime, videos games, and nerdy shite

swarnpert:

softchilton:

dopafiend:

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~~OPEN RP~~
“Mudkip” Mudkip mudkipped softly

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"Blaziken!!" Blaziken blazikened loudly and punted Mudkip into orbit.

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"fuck you"

zodiacs w/ sex

thelambdadelta:

aries- gay
taurus - likes anal
gemini - bdsm freak
cancer - vanilla as fuck
leo - dominant
virgo - practicing abstinence
libra - probably a furry
scorpio - S&M by Rihanna
Sagittarius - will try anything
Capricorn - freaky ass bitch
Aquarius - Skeptical but still a slut
Pisces - horny and dtf w/ anyone

clamperl:

all i remember from 2013 are thigh gaps and flower crowns

sweetappletea:

Oh you’re totally not a nice guy asking if Droll’s feet get too hot from the sand and letting him sleep on your tummy at night you’re a stone cold dude Brute. hey look I drew them with the correct number of fingers finally

sweetappletea:

Oh you’re totally not a nice guy asking if Droll’s feet get too hot from the sand and letting him sleep on your tummy at night you’re a stone cold dude Brute. hey look I drew them with the correct number of fingers finally

cephalopodvictorious:

roarkshop:

natvarmac:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

theassofremylebeau:

Best lesson from a Disney movie

This is an underrated movie

This is a grossly underrated movie.

Can I take a minute to rant? Good. Cuz I’m gonna.

I FLOVE this movie. And I HATE all the stupid hatred it gets. For a long time the buzz was “finally a black princess yay!” and now everyone is like “Fuck this movie, first black princess and she spends the whole movie a frog.”

You know what? Fuck that. Because Ariel spent a good majority of the movie not talking. Mulan spent the majority of the move pretending to be a man. Aurora and Snow White? Asleep (Hardly in the movie at all). They’re all just plot devices, not designed to take away from the traits of the women. 

And you know what else? Unlike some of the other princesses, Tiana is in control of her destiny every step of the way. When she turns into the frog does she lose hope and need rescuing? Hell naw. She busts Naveen over the head and gets the job done. She is consistently responsible and capable even after having her dreams crushed and turning into a freaking frog. 

So don’t tell me that Tiana is “less than” just because she gets turned into a frog. She’s still one of the most hardworking, badass, and capable chicks in animated history and I love her like crazy cakes. 

the end. 

Also? She’s based on a real person. A real woman who is 91 and is still cooking in her kitchen. She’s still widely respected in the culinary community, she’s fed presidents, she’s had songs written about her and her restaurants. She’s 91, and she still wakes up every morning to run things, because she still believes in hard work and good food. And if you don’t think that’s truly fantastic, then you can just fuck right off.

me and bae having sex
bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
me: put a quarter in the swear jar

askslicknpaint:

Turns out Slick is a fine nurse! I would have kissed him if i hadn’t been snot-filled.

eccojamming:

sixpenceee:

There’s an island called the Skerries and there’s a point in google maps, where the island looks exactly like this. 

If you don’t believe me, check it out for yourself here

Does anyone have any idea what is going on?

this is actually really creepy